Interview Meme

Like I said, I was bored. And I'm kinda in an artist's block now, I guess yesterday's super-huge drawing maybe took most of my art imagination? Original meme here:violetgateway.deviantart.com/a… by

I'm going to do our favorite creepypasta OC "friends", Seth and Rob! XD

Character Interview
Double

Hey guys, I've brought you here for an interview, nothing major, it's not like you killed anyone, we just want to know about you. So can you tell me your names, gender, birthday. You know the basics information?
Seth: Hah, *cough, of course I've killed people, cough* I'm Seth Williams, b*tch, and I'm obviously a guy. I'm born March 19.
Rob: Vell, I am ze great magician Robert Hanz Valance, but you can call me Rob! I am, of course, a man, and I am born on ze day of July 29!

Cool, so do you two know each other? If you do how'd you meet?
Seth: Cr*p, I sometimes f*cking wish I never met him. He's my "teammate". We met...in a warehouse? Yeah, a warehouse.
Rob: Yep! Vhat he said! He and I are ze very best friends!
Seth: NOT F*CKING TRUE!

Ok guys, I know we kinda um… brought you here quite quickly, but um…how do you guys normally dress? Anything of importance, like a lucky charm, or a funky cap?
Seth: I sag my baggy jeans, I wear sneakers, I wear a gray hoodie with my awesome devil symbol, and under that I have a black tank top. I also wear a black hat with a green flat-bill and small yellow horns. Finally, I have piercings on my left ear, and I wear a red mask with painted flames on the side. Damn, I don't like being descriptive.
Rob: I vear a magician's suit, so a white dress shirt, and dress suit and pants, as vell as dress shoes, and my amazing top hat, all black of course! I also love vearing my large red bowtie. Normally, I vould vear 10 masks, buuut...you vould usually see mei favorite one, ze one zat is always happy, like me! I especially love zat spectacular red smile, and ZAT MUSTACHE!!! Who doesn't love ze mustache?

Awesome, well where about do you guys live? Some funky apartment? Or maybe a 30 story mansion?
Seth: HAH! We don't live anywhere in particular, we just pick a random house, kill the owner, and stay for the night. Nothing damn else to say.
Rob: And ve always pick ze great houses!!! Zough, sometimes we have really cr*ppy houses...

Sounds great, now let's find out how you think of yourselves. What do you think is the best and worst thing about you?
Seth: I freakin' love everything about me. Hell, I'd have sex with myself if I wasn't straight, and not to mention that's a very f*cked up idea....Well, I sometimes wish I didn't tend to randomly overheat and burn my clothes off...But you gotta love the bad boys, b*tches!
Rob: Vhat's not to like about me? Suuree, I can be a little "psychotic" at times, but I'm a vell-liked guy. I like mei mind, it always zinks of ze best magic tricks! My worst vill have to be....I'm not fast enough. To be a magician, you must be fast, and yes, I am fast enough to do magic tricks, but not fast enough for....vhat am I saying? To dwell in ze past vill only make us sad, let's be happy!

Really? Wow…that's a bit odd, but anyway, so what do you think is the best and worst thing about the person next to you? You heard what they think but what do you think?
Seth: Him??? Oh god, I think I'll need a paper and pencil. There's TONS of things wrong with that f*cktard, he's too crazy, too random, unpredictable, weird, and most likely f*cking gay. And "psychotic"? Pssh, he belongs to a Level 10 psycho ward! But I guess I admire his killing skills...very bloody. He is pretty fast, I must admit.
Rob: I like Seth, Seth is a very fun guy to be around! He's a very, VERY bad boy, yes, but it's funny! And ve're drinking partners! Though, I vish he would be more...ah, how should I say it..."smart".
Seth: Are you calling me dumb, you b*tch?!
Rob: Nope, but you do tend to jump before you zink!
Seth:

So let's hear a bit about your history, what's your family like? Any siblings? Are your parents together? Got any girlfriends or boyfriends? What about old school friends? Come on tell me.
Seth: History? I don't like to explain my history. But I will say I belong to a family of whores, yep, sex runs in my family...mom was a stripper, she's dead now. Dad however is a demon...who's a powerful god. He's the "embodiment of the guilt of breaking promises", so he can make you die of guilt, basically. I think I have TONS of step-family, and way more cousins and nieces and nephews I can count. I have no boyfriends, you b*stard, I'm straight. Though girlfriends...eh, I've lost count. As for friends? Hell yeah I got friends, me and my boys would just hang out, drinking and having a good time...well, until I started killing, then I became a loner.
Rob: I don't like talking about my past, no no, ze past brings back too many painful and sad memories...I was from Germany, until I immigrated for, ah, "problems vith ze police". I zink my mom and step-dad are still together...I'm not sure. I used to have a little sister......Vell zen! As for girlfriends or boyfriends, I have none! I'm still available for ze ladies! And I used to have lots of friends vhen I vas growing up on the streets of Germany! I haven't seen zem for a long time zough after I became a magician...

Ok that's cool, do you work, go to school? Or are you an unemployed bum who lives on the street corner begging randoms for their spare change?
Seth: We're not technically "unemployed"...we work to kill people, I guess? And damn, I've never been to school for most of my life, I've skipped waay too many classes.
Rob: And I'm too old for school! Also, ve do have homes! Er...after ve take zem from ze owners, of course.

Ok let's delve a bit deeper into your minds shall we. *holds up one of those card things with the ink blots on them* what do you see in this, anything significant?
Seth: B*tch, those are just ink blots.
Rob: OOH, OOH, I see a happy face! And some balloons! And a clown, clowns are fun! I see a butterfly as vell....AND, a flower! Zis card is so artistic!
Seth:

Wow crazy, now for a more random question. What's your favorite song, food, colour, animal, book and movie/tv show?
Seth: Hm...I like In Flames by Ghost Town or Everywhere I Go by Hollywood Undead, I like any spicy food, as for color I like red I guess. I like German Shepherds...damn, animals are hard to choose. I don't f*cking read, but for movies...I like Battle Royale, hell yeah, teens killing teens, what fun!
Rob: I love ze great works of ze classical German music composers! I can't pick a song...As for food, I like beer! It's not a food, but it's close enough! I love ze color red too! As for animals, I like crows, and I even have a pet crow, named Blackie! I like reading Henry Von Ofterdingen: A Novel by Novalis and as for movie, I love watching the Saw series, the tiny puppet man is so funny!

So before I asked about if you had a girlfriend/boyfriend. What I was wondering is if you have experienced anything with the same sex. As in have you kissed someone of the same sex, done a bit of groping? Or maybe even more? *wiggles eyebrows in highly suggestive manner* Don't worry; it's not as if this interview will end up on the internet or anything.
Seth: F*CKING. HELL. NO.
Rob: Nope! I'm still a virgin!
Seth: ....You need to get a life Rob.
Rob: But I already have one!
Seth:

Hahahaha nice, what did you have for dinner last night? It can tell a lot about you.
Seth: Er....we had tacos?
Rob: Seth makes ze best food! Zough, it's always a little too spicy.
Seth: I-I don't cook!
Rob: Liar!

Well I was wondering what is the thing you are most afraid of. Heights, graveyards, spiders or maybe something a bit different?
Seth: Hah, I'm not scared of anything!
Rob: Are you sure? You seem to be scared of being gaaay!
Seth: ....F*ck you.
Rob: As for me, I'm only scared of creepy paintings of woman! No offense to ze ladies, of course. BUT. ZOSE. EYES. FOLLOW. YOOOUUU!!!

Do you know any other languages or maybe just a couple of words in French?
Seth: I only know English, b*tch!
Rob: I'm a native German speaker! Ich liebe deutsche Wörter! (I love German words!)

So what is your obsession? Everyone has one or two and I want to know yours so spill.
Seth: I have an obsessions for being...bad.
Rob: I have ze great obsession for masks! I looove collecting zem!

Ok this is the big one. What is your deepest most dark secret of all time? The one that basically no one knows. Everyone has one and I know you two do. Just spill. Only you, me and the person sitting next to you will ever know, because like I said, it's not as if this is going to end up on the internet or anything.
Seth: You gotta be f*cking kidding me. I KNOW THIS WILL END UP ON THE INTERNET.
Rob: Just answer ze silly question, Seth!
Seth: Damn, fine. I guess I maybe want to gain my dad's attention and be his right-hand man, so I do what I do, I am what I am today...
Rob: I guess it's mei turn...I ran away from home after my little sister died because of my damn step-father. I became a street magician, and during zose years...I don't know, I became...unstable? I can't remember clearly. And so I am now a psychopathic killer magician.
Seth: Whoa, hey, calm down, Rob, it's ok now...

Ok how would you like to die and why?
Seth: I don't plan on dying JUST yet, b*tch. But I'd probably want to die fighting a good opponent, yah know? I want to die an honorable death.
Rob: I vant to die of old age!
Seth: That's the most boring way to die.
Rob: Hey! I vant to be old at least!

So if you had three wishes what would they be? You can't ask for more wishes, bring someone back to life or true love, those are the big no no's
Seth: Aw man...that's gonna be hard. Hm, be worthy for my dad, get Rob away from me, and let me sleep with some smokin' hot b*tches in the future.
Rob: OOH! Vishes! Too bad zough I can't bring my sister back from ze dead....let me be ze best magician in ze world, give me a life-time supply of beer, and cancel Seth's second vish!
Seth: What the hell man?!

What are the three things you would take with you if you got stranded on an uninhabited island?
Seth: A working phone, a small satellite for wi-fi, and batteries to charge the satellite. What? I want to be able to get off the f*cking island!
Rob: Hmm...a very hard question indeed...I vant to bring beer, my pet crow Blackie, and Seth!
Seth: Why the f*ck would you want to bring me?!
Rob: Because you're my best friend, and you can help me get off ze island too!
Seth: HELL NO.
Rob:

Ok another more slightly personal question. What do you like most in the opposite sex? Both appearance and personality wise.
Seth: I like b*tches who look hot and have sexy bodies, and who are fiery. Aw, yeah b*tches!
Rob: I like any pretty voman, but I especially like zem if zey have a sense of humor and zey look on ze bright side of life!

How about the same sex as yourself?
Seth: Eh, I guess I don't care how they look, but I like guys who are serious and actually do the job so I can kick back and relax. Wait....is this a f*cking gay question?!?!
Rob: I like warm guys! Like Seth! He's reeaally warm...and funny too!

So what does your house normally look like? Super tidy or worse that a pig pen?
Seth: Didn't I tell you already?! WE. DON'T. F*CKING. OWN. A. HOUSE.
Rob: Yes! Ve take houses after ve kill ze owners and spend ze night!

Wow interesting, I'm running low on questions but I think I can find a few more, ah yes, if you could change anything about yourself what would it be?
Seth: Some of my tattoos. God dammit, some of them are embarrassing...
Rob: NOTHING! I like me! :3

Um this might be slight embarrassing but remember this shouldn't end up on the net, are you are virgin at all? Or have you already had sex?
Seth: No I'm a virgin, OF COURSE I'M NOT A F*CKING VIRGIN!
Rob: Yep! I'm a virgin!

Um ok, do you believe in magic? Any sort of fantasy thing? Or are you a total non believer?
Seth: Eh, I believe in magic, no, not Rob's kind of magic, my dad's kind of magic. No, not that kind of magic! I meant the demon magic and sh*t!
Rob: I'm a magician. Isn't it more obvious?
Seth: Rob. Optical illusions are not magic, none of your "magic tricks" are.
Rob: That's not true!

So this is like the last question before we let you go. What would you do if you were kidnapped and submitted to a hell of a lot of questions, that would supposedly never in a million years end up on the internet?
Seth: .........Don't use sarcasm on me, you b*tch!
Rob: Oh, zat will NEVER happen! I trust you people very much~

Ok any last words? Maybe some from your creator?
Yes, I'm taking over from here. So, this is Poet, and let me tell you...THIS TOOK FOREVER!!! I had fun RPing as Seth and Rob though, always super fun to be both. I only submitted 2 drawings today, I'M SORRY CLOUD KIT, I DIDN'T FINISH YOUR AWARD YET!!!

Anyways, I'm off for bed, peace~

Cool now as a tiny final request tag someone or a few someones, spread the meme love

Hm....I don't want to tag anyone...WAIT, yes I do! I tag back